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geothebio:

geothebio:

when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite

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i’m glad all eight thousand of you are laughing at my misfortune

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samandriel:

tonystarking:

tonystarking:

IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON

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I WASN’T KIDDING

OMFG

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darrynek:

what if your teacher took your phone away and then started eating it

lulz-time:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

lulz-time:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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NAHHH

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senorpond:

story time ok i was at the library on monday i think and i saw this girl on her phone and she had a dalek keychain so i went over to the same area as her and was looking at books whatever so i asked ‘omg is that a dalek keychain are u a whovian’ and she just looked at me and said ‘um i don’t know what this is i got it from the lost and found at school and it was cool and my phone needed a keychain….’

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blogslut:

The restraining order doesn’t mean we can’t hang, it just means I can’t get within 50 feet of you. Want to play catch it frisbee or something?
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