geothebio:

geothebio:

when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite

i’m glad all eight thousand of you are laughing at my misfortune

samandriel:

tonystarking:

tonystarking:

IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON

I WASN’T KIDDING

OMFG

darrynek:

what if your teacher took your phone away and then started eating it

lulz-time:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

NAHHH

senorpond:

story time ok i was at the library on monday i think and i saw this girl on her phone and she had a dalek keychain so i went over to the same area as her and was looking at books whatever so i asked ‘omg is that a dalek keychain are u a whovian’ and she just looked at me and said ‘um i don’t know what this is i got it from the lost and found at school and it was cool and my phone needed a keychain….’

blogslut:

The restraining order doesn’t mean we can’t hang, it just means I can’t get within 50 feet of you. Want to play catch it frisbee or something?

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING